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MOTHERS DAY

By: H. Karia.

DEDICATED TO ALL MOTHERS.

MOTHERS’ MAINTENANCE MANUAL


Many of us take better care of our cars then we do our mothers and yet we only expect our cars to last 5 or 6 years but we expect our mothers to last for a lifetime. Maybe we need maintenance manual for mothers so we would know how to take care of them at least as well as we do our automobiles. Here are some items that might be included in such a manual.

Engine: A mother’s engine is one of the most dependable kinds you can find. She can reach top speed from a prone position at a single cry from a sleeping child. But regular breaks are needed to keep up that peak

Performance. Mothers need a hot bath and a nap every 100 miles, a night out every 1,000 miles, and someone to take care of the baby with a one week vacation every 10,000 miles.

Battery: Mother’s batteries should be recharged regularly. Handmade items, notes, unexpected hugs and kisses, and frequent “I love you” will do very well! For a recharge.

Carburetor: When a mother’s carburetor floods it should be treated immediately with Kleenex and a soft shoulder.

Brakes: See that she uses her brakes to slow down often and come to a full stop occasionally. (A squeaking sound indicates a need for a rest).

Fuel: Most mothers can run indefinitely on coffee, leftovers and Thepla’s, but an occasional lunch or dinner at mahajanwadi will really add to her efficiency.

Chassis: Mothers run best when their bodies are properly maintained. Regular exercise should be encouraged and provided for as necessary. A change in hair do or makeup is also helpful. If you notice the chassis begins to sag, immediately start a program of walking, jogging, swimming, or bike riding.

Tune-ups: Mother needs regular tune-ups. Compliments are both the cheapest and most effective way to keep a mother purring contentedly….

Oh yes, and let’s not forget to speak to mother lovingly and respectfully, especially when she reminds you to drive carefully and have a good time.

If these instructions are followed consistently, this fantastic creation and gift from God, whom we call “MOTHER”, should last a lifetime and give good service and constant love to those who need her most.

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  1. pinky
    April 3, 2011 at 9:55 am

    really nice moms are special part of our life…

  2. April 3, 2011 at 10:39 am

    @ Pinky – Moms are angels on earth, working on God’s behalf 🙂

  3. Shammi
    April 3, 2011 at 3:56 pm

    Three cheers for our great MOMs

  4. April 3, 2011 at 7:09 pm

    @ Shammi – Cheers 🙂

  5. Amisha
    April 12, 2011 at 1:31 am

    Moms are special.

  6. April 12, 2011 at 9:10 am

    @ Amisha – It’s good to see you back, where were you? Hope all is ok at home. Thank you for dropping by 🙂

  7. Amisha
    April 12, 2011 at 9:31 pm

    Everything is fine here how about you my parents first time came to US so just little busy with them.

  8. April 13, 2011 at 11:16 am

    @ Amisha – I can understand. We all are find at this end 🙂

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