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What should I do to marry a rich guy?

By: Pinky.

A young and a very pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden ( ? ) , $250k annual income is not enough.

I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who doesn’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

Awesome reply came from a guy and he wrote:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money”: Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”. If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”. Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in “leasing” services, do contact me…

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  1. pinky
    March 3, 2011 at 10:33 am

    It’s all the mirror, mirror on the wall because beauty is power the same way money is power the same way a gun is power.”

  2. March 3, 2011 at 10:50 am

    Great Calculations

  3. rajeev
    March 3, 2011 at 12:55 pm

    Does taker’s choice matter…………..?

  4. March 3, 2011 at 4:44 pm

    @ Pinky & S.Observer – Very true, thank you for coming 🙂
    @ Rajeev – This is basically a trade, and in trading, seller and buyer choices are both equally important, so my answer to your question would be Yes 🙂

  5. Kumar
    March 4, 2011 at 12:23 pm

    Great computation…… 😉

  6. March 4, 2011 at 3:01 pm

    @ Kumar – Thanks for coming and commenting bro 🙂

  7. Shammi
    March 6, 2011 at 2:41 pm

    Good set of calculations…but one has to remember marriage is whole sum of lot of things and beauty could be just one of them.. weightage ascribed to it also will vary from person to person..so it is better to try and become rich person by hard work rather than looking at shortcut of marriage

  8. March 6, 2011 at 7:13 pm

    @ Shammi – True, and she got good reply to her online query, I am sure she must have given good thought about it 🙂

  9. Rui Melo
    March 8, 2011 at 12:23 pm

    A lógica do artista é implacável e totalmente correcta… Boa lição para a moça!

  10. March 8, 2011 at 12:26 pm

    @ Rui Melo – Resposta sabia e correcta, obrigado pela visita ao blog 🙂

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