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The Priest & The Mallu

By: Shammi.

A Priest dies and is awaiting his turn in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.

God asks him: Please tell me who you are, so that I may know whether to admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not.

The Guy replies: I am Malayalee , KSRTC driver from Kerala!!!

God consults his ledger………….. smiles and says to the Mallu: Please take this silken robe & gold scarf and enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

Now it is the Priest’s turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a booming voice: I am Pope’s Assistant so & so, Head Priest of the so & so Church for the last 40 years.

God consults his ledger & says to the Priest: Please take this Cotton Robe & enter the Kingdom of Heaven…

‘Just a minute’ says the agonized Priest.  ‘How is it that a foul mouthed, rash Driver is given a Silken robe & a Golden scarf  and me, a Priest, who’s spent his whole life preaching your Name & goodness has to make do with a Cotton robe?’

‘Results my friend, Results,’ shrugs God. ‘While you preached, people SLEPT; but when he drove, people PRAYED’

It’s PERFORMANCE & not POSITION that ultimately counts…

Categories: Fun Parlour
  1. Shammi
    February 16, 2011 at 10:18 am

    Thanks for posting. M mentally here only…may be my physical presence was missing. All the best

  2. pinky
    February 16, 2011 at 2:13 pm

    Performance stands out like a ton of diamonds.

  3. February 16, 2011 at 4:13 pm

    @ Shammi – Thank you for coming, hope to see you more times 🙂
    @ Pinky – Very true, welcome back, you have been dissapeared, after long i am reading your comment, keep coming always 🙂

  4. shyrose
    February 16, 2011 at 5:14 pm

    good one!!

  5. rajeev
    February 17, 2011 at 10:26 am

    Good one :)))

  6. February 17, 2011 at 11:26 am

    @ Shyrose – Hi and welcome back to the blog, i thought you forgot the blog completely. Its nice to have you back. Slowly all my friends are coming back, what more can i ask to God? 🙂

    @ Rajeev – Thank you 🙂

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