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An atheist in the woods

By: R.Hundoo.

An Atheist was walking through the woods.

‘What majestic trees! ‘What powerful rivers! ‘What beautiful animals! He said to himself.

Suddenly, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look . . . and saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could along the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing on him…He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer, and then, He tripped and fell.

Rolling over to pick himself up, he found the bear was right on top of him,  reaching towards him with its left paw and raising the right paw to strike …

At that instant the Atheist cried out, ‘Oh my God!’

Time Stopped …
The bear froze…
The forest was silent….

A bright light shone upon the man, and a voice came out of the sky …

“You deny my existence for all these years, you teach others I don’t exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident ….
Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?” “Am I to count you as a believer?”

The atheist looked directly into the light …”It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now …  but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?”

… A pause …
“Very well,” said the voice …

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed …

And the bear dropped his right arm, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke …

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“Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive.



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  1. Shammi
    January 29, 2011 at 6:37 pm

    I think some people never learn…nor do they want to accept the truth…so he got what he deserved

  2. rajeev
    January 31, 2011 at 3:54 pm

    Some learn the hard way…

  3. Amisha
    February 3, 2011 at 2:24 am

    Some people never change and sometimes even god can’t help them.

  4. February 3, 2011 at 8:36 am

    @ Shammi – Yes, true. Some just choose to learn the hard way, but in this case, he was simply finished 🙂
    @ Rajeev – Fully agree my friend 🙂
    @ Amisha – Yes God made his wish by transforming bear into christian, but still the outcome was same for the guy, he became nice meal for the bear, some people let their ego win to reach nowhere, and end up loosing life due to ego 🙂

  5. Wrex French
    November 28, 2011 at 6:18 pm

    Love it!! :-).. Its both funny and sad, because come judgement day many will come to the same devastating realization..

    • November 29, 2011 at 8:04 am

      Hi Wrex, I believe that we can still save the world from coming to devastating moments. Thanks for the comment and dropping by 🙂

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