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In support of the Ladies

By: Shammi.

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my purse, got out ten dollars and asked, ‘If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?’

‘No, I had to stop drinking years ago’, the homeless woman told me.

‘Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?’ I asked.
‘No, I don’t waste time shopping,’ the homeless woman said. ‘I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.’

‘Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?’ I asked.

‘Are you NUTS!’ replied the homeless woman. I haven’t had my hair done in 20 years!’

‘Well, I said, ‘I’m not going to give you the money. Instead, I’m going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.’

The homeless Woman was shocked. ‘Won’t your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting…’

I said, ‘That’s okay. It’s important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.’

Categories: Fun Parlour
  1. pinky
    January 6, 2011 at 1:33 pm

    hahah…NICE ONE…

  2. Amisha
    January 6, 2011 at 10:56 pm

    I was waiting for this post because I like this title In support of the ladies because your post always more about husbands thanks for support ladies damm good I wasan’t sure Kirit goona read or not so I read fo him.

  3. nik
    January 7, 2011 at 2:21 pm


  4. January 14, 2011 at 12:14 pm

    @ Pinky & Nik – Thank you 🙂
    @ Amisha – Hahaha, that was good, how was Kirit reaction? I would love to be there when you read it for him 🙂

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