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Poor Husbands

By: R. Hundoo.

Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor He is designed to remain Silent indoor…

“Husband is one who is the head of the family, but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes.”

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means – With Idiot For Ever

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one every day.

Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you

Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.

Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push…!

 

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  1. Sachin
    December 6, 2010 at 1:07 pm

    Hahaha…damn good…>>>

  2. Amisha
    December 6, 2010 at 7:18 pm

    No comment

  3. Shammi
    December 7, 2010 at 8:31 am

    SO now I know…what a husband should be

  4. December 7, 2010 at 8:44 am

    @ Sachin, Amisha & Shammi – Thank you 🙂

  5. pinky
    December 7, 2010 at 3:10 pm

    good one…..

  6. Kim
    December 8, 2010 at 1:43 am

    Just wondering if you took any writing or editorial classes? You write so well! Maybe you should consider some payed writing pieces. Just a thought!

  7. December 9, 2010 at 7:26 pm

    @ Pinky – Thank you 🙂
    @ Kim – A good thought, will surely think about it 🙂

  8. dhriti
    January 1, 2011 at 7:01 pm

    looollzzz

    • March 3, 2012 at 1:42 pm

      Thanks Dhriti 🙂

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