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Grandma in court

Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.

He approached her and asked; ‘Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?’

She responded, ‘Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you’re a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot when you haven’t the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.’

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, ‘Mrs.. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?’

She again replied, ‘Why, yes, I do. I’ve known Mr.. Bradley since he was a youngster. He’s lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes I know him.’

The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said:

‘If either of you rascal asks her if she knows me, I’ll send you to the electric chair.’

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  1. pinks
    November 27, 2010 at 8:21 am

    hahahh,Nice one rajiv.Welcome back

  2. November 27, 2010 at 12:15 pm

    @ Pinks – Thank you friend πŸ™‚

  3. Shammi
    November 27, 2010 at 12:59 pm

    Nice to get your mail after long time

  4. November 27, 2010 at 1:20 pm

    @ Shammi – Thank you Shammi, actually i have been very busy these days, and please forgive me for that, But it will still take me one more month to be more regular like before πŸ™‚

  5. Nik
    November 29, 2010 at 1:47 pm

    Nice1 Raj…

  6. November 29, 2010 at 2:03 pm

    @ Nik – Thanks dear πŸ™‚

  7. Ryan
    November 30, 2010 at 7:09 pm

    This Grandma cann’t live in my country

  8. Amisha
    December 1, 2010 at 12:04 am

    Nice one.

  9. December 1, 2010 at 8:53 am

    @ Ryan – Why?
    @ Amisha – Thank you πŸ™‚

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