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A Doctor in Dublin

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A doctor in Dublin wanted to get  off work and go fishing, so he approached his  assistant

“Murphy, I am going fishing  tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to  take care of the clinic and take care of all me  patients”.

“Yes, sir!” answers  Murphy.

The doctor goes fishing and  returns the following day and asks: “So,Murphy, how was  your day?”

Murphy told him that he took care  of three patients. “The first one had a headache so he did,  so I gave him Paracetamol.”

“Bravo Murphy lad, and the second  one?” asks the doctor.

“The second one had indigestion  and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir” says  Murphy.

“Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this  and what about the third one?” asks the doctor.

“Sir, I was sitting here and  suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in so she does. Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everyting including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading  her legs and shouts: ‘HELP ME for the love of St Patrick!  For five years I have not seen any man!'”

“Tunderin’ lard Jesus Murphy, what  did you do?” asks the  doctor.
“I put drops in her  eyes.”

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  1. October 21, 2010 at 7:26 am

    Great

    • October 22, 2010 at 9:03 am

      @ Shammi – Thanks brother 🙂

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