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September 16, 2010 Leave a comment Go to comments

Shared by: Pinky.

Operator: “Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your…”

Customer: “Heloo, can I order…”

Operator: “Can I have your multipurpose card number first, Sir?”
Customer: “It’s eh…, hold…….. .. On……88986135610 2049998-45- 54610”

Operator: “OK… you’re… Mr Singh and you’re calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile
is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?”

Customer: “Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator : “We are connected to the system Sir”

Customer: “May I order your Seafood Pizza…”

Operator : “That’s not a good idea Sir”

Customer: “How come?”

Operator: “According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir”

Customer: “What?… What do you recommend then?”

Operator: “Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You’ll like it”

Customer: “How do you know for sure?”

Operator: “You borrowed a book entitled “Popular Hokkien Dishes” from the National Library last week Sir”

Customer: “OK I give up… Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?”

Operator: “That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.9”

Customer: “Can I pay by! credit card?”

Operator: “I’m afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. That’s not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.”

Customer: “I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives”

Operator: “You can’t Sir. Based on the records,you’ ve reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today”

Customer: “Never mind just send the pizzas, I’ll have the cash ready. How long is it going to take anyway?”

Operator: “About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can’t wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle…”

Customer: “What!”

Operator: “According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter, reg.  number 1123…”

Customer: “????”

Operator: “Is there anything else Sir?”

Customer: Nothing” by the way… aren’t you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?”

Operator: “We normally would Sir, but based on your records you’re also diabetic…. … ”

Customer: “***%&$%%### You $##$ %%@!)))”
Operator “Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you
were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman… ?”

Customer: Faints…

Categories: Fun Parlour
  1. Sachin
    September 16, 2010 at 4:52 pm

    Damn good …..lols

  2. Shyrose
    September 17, 2010 at 8:26 am

    such a efficient system ……lolzz

  3. September 17, 2010 at 8:47 am

    Tecnology con work wonders. Used well it can simplify your job. Good one. Pinky, thanks for sharing.

  4. September 17, 2010 at 8:53 am

    @ Sachin & Shyrose – Thank you guys 🙂
    @ Shammi – Yes, if well used, otherwise big troubles can ruin someone life as well 🙂

  5. dhriti
    September 17, 2010 at 11:38 am

    hehe lool this is so cool 🙂 thanks 🙂

  6. pinky
    September 17, 2010 at 4:28 pm

    thnx rajiv…

  7. amisha
    September 18, 2010 at 5:29 am

    nice one

  8. September 19, 2010 at 6:03 pm

    @ Dhriti, Pinky & Amisha Bhabhi – Thank you for the visit 🙂

  9. Anonymous
    September 21, 2010 at 12:29 pm

    goooooooood.bt she ws sellin pizza or his biology//////////

  10. Anonymous
    September 22, 2010 at 2:53 pm

    AWESOME!!!very good….

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