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Would You Remarry?

Shared by: R.Hundoo

Ladies… a way to find out if he’s cheating on you.

Gents… Read this before you answer your wife when she asks, beware of what you reply her.

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question….

WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”

HUSBAND: “Definitely not!”

WIFE: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?”

HUSBAND: “Of course I do…”

WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”

HUSBAND: “Okay, okay, I’d get married again.”

WIFE: “You would?” (With a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: “Would you live in our house?”

HUSBAND: “Sure, it’s a great house.”

WIFE: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”

HUSBAND: “Where else would we sleep?”

WIFE: “Would you let her drive my car?”

HUSBAND: “Probably, it is almost new.”

WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”

HUSBAND: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”

WIFE: “Would you give her my jewellery?”

HUSBAND: “No, I’m sure she’d want her own.”

WIFE: “Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: “Yes, those are always good times.”

WIFE: “Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: “No, she’s left-handed.”

WIFE: — (silence –)

HUSBAND: “shit.”

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  1. Shyrose
    September 8, 2010 at 3:38 pm

    lolzzz

  2. Bijal
    September 8, 2010 at 3:54 pm

    Hehehe…

  3. sandhya
    September 8, 2010 at 7:11 pm

    good one gutch uuuu…

  4. pinky
    September 9, 2010 at 7:46 am

    hehehe good one…

  5. September 9, 2010 at 8:50 am

    @ Shyrose, Bijal, Sandhya & Pinky – Thank you for coming 🙂

  6. Shammi
    September 10, 2010 at 1:12 pm

    Good one

  7. NIMITA
    September 12, 2010 at 9:16 am

    hehehe….good1.LOL

  8. September 12, 2010 at 9:30 am

    @ Shammi & Nimita – Thank you 🙂

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