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Job at the FBI

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. ‘We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair .. . . Kill her!!’

The man said, ‘You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.’

The agent said, ‘Then you’re not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.’

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room.. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, ‘I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.’ The agent said, ‘You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.’

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another.  They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

‘This gun is loaded with blanks’ she said.  ‘I had to beat him to death with the chair.’

MORAL:

Women are crazy. Don’t mess with them

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  1. Jasmine
    August 17, 2010 at 1:49 pm

    it’s funny.. really don’t mess a women..

  2. Yonnie
    August 17, 2010 at 2:18 pm

    haha.. that was very funny

  3. Cristina Maia
    August 17, 2010 at 2:27 pm

    kakakka. Ya, women are crazy. No doubt! Eh eh eh

  4. August 17, 2010 at 2:36 pm

    @ Jasmine, Yonnie & Cristina – Yep since women are crazy, I will have to ask my wife to stay away if someone invites her to join FBI, and if still she decides to join, I will pack my bags and gone before she arrives to her final test :)))

  5. Devan
    August 17, 2010 at 3:02 pm

    hahhahha melhor ter cuidado….

  6. August 17, 2010 at 3:11 pm

    @ Devan – Tens razão, mulheres são perigosas 🙂

  7. Bijal
    August 17, 2010 at 3:57 pm

    Yep…Don’t mess with them, you never know what they can do and how will they do it…hehe 😉

  8. August 17, 2010 at 4:09 pm

    @ Bijal – Yeah, i know that, I must be careful from now on 🙂

  9. pinky
    August 18, 2010 at 7:38 am

    hahahha….A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s – That’s because she changes it more often

  10. August 18, 2010 at 7:45 am

    @ Pinky – You mean women are not stable right? Yeah, i have already convinced my wife to stay away of FBI. Lol 🙂

  11. pinky
    August 18, 2010 at 7:56 am

    ya their minds change too much my god..

  12. August 18, 2010 at 7:58 am

    @ Pinky – Poor man, lol 🙂

  13. pinky
    August 18, 2010 at 8:22 am

    hehe…

  14. roshni
    August 22, 2010 at 6:05 pm

    hahahahahhaahaha!!!

  15. August 23, 2010 at 8:47 am

    @ Pinky & Roshni – Thank you 🙂

  16. Sachin
    September 8, 2010 at 12:38 am

    Oh that was so funny….lols… Women is a masterpiece created by God but I guess he also get confused with them…heheh >>>

  17. September 8, 2010 at 10:10 am

    @ Sachin – Hahaha that’s true 🙂

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