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Connection With God

A 70-year-old man went to the doctor’s for a physical.

The doctor ran some tests and said to the man, “Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?”

And the man answered, “Oh me and God? We have a really tight bond, he’s so good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off.”

The Doctor was astonished.

He called the man’s wife and said, “I’d like to speak to you about your husband’s connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?”

And she said, “That idiot, he’s been peeing in the refrigerator!”

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  1. pinky
    August 16, 2010 at 7:34 am

    haha….good one…If WE are connected to God,we will be enjoying every single day we have, and the growth of ours.

  2. August 16, 2010 at 8:22 am

    @ Pinky – True, very well said 🙂

  3. ravi
    August 16, 2010 at 11:11 am

    Who is god what is god for you pple? for me its family so if u connected to ur family be it wife be it mother be it father be it husband but if u cant be connected to them then u cant be connected to god and just getting connected to god dnt let u enjoy the days but with family their happiness

  4. August 16, 2010 at 11:24 am

    @ Ravi – True, I fully agree with you, family is our first connection to God, and our first priority in life, without them we are meaningless. I share the same thoughts as yours 🙂

  5. Bijal
    August 16, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    hahaha 😉

  6. August 16, 2010 at 5:04 pm

    @ Bijal – Thanks for coming 🙂

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