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Never lie, but use your mind.

A beautiful young woman, on an international flight, asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?”

“Of course you may. What can I do for you?”

“Well, I bought this expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I’m afraid that they’ll confiscate it from me. Is there anyway that you could carry it through Customs for me?

Under your robes perhaps?”

“I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.”

“With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.”

When they got to Customs, the young lady let the priest go ahead of her. The Customs Officer asked, “Father, do you have anything to declare?”

“From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.”

The Officer thought this answer strange, so he asked, “And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?”

“I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, till date, unused.”

Roaring with laughter, the Officer said, “God bless you, Father, go ahead.”

“” So never lie, but use your mind “”

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  1. shamira
    August 14, 2010 at 10:43 am

    very nice……….

  2. heralal
    August 14, 2010 at 11:00 am

    Wonerful, never lie, there is always a way.

  3. August 14, 2010 at 11:22 am

    @ Shamira & Heralal – Thank you for passing by πŸ™‚

  4. NIMITA
    August 14, 2010 at 5:40 pm

    Nice1

  5. August 14, 2010 at 11:44 pm

    @ Nimita – thank you πŸ™‚

  6. pinky
    August 15, 2010 at 7:34 am

    thnx rajiv…nice one.

  7. August 15, 2010 at 9:59 am

    @ Pinky- Thank you πŸ™‚

  8. Kumar
    August 16, 2010 at 9:31 am

    lol…. had a gud laugh tks πŸ˜‰

  9. August 16, 2010 at 10:17 am

    @ Kumar – Thank you for dropping by πŸ™‚

  10. ravi
    August 16, 2010 at 11:16 am

    Sometimes u need to lie but dont hide dont rat over pple dont use anyone dont play with anyone heart

    but at the end we should understnd that we are not living in heaven its hell out here so anything can happen anyone evryone can do wht u ve never expected so best is dont trust anyone and dont play with pple heart be simple be nice to everyone but trust no one

  11. August 16, 2010 at 11:28 am

    @ Ravi – Wow, that’s excellent pow, i fully agree, I think we are quite same. Not playing with peoples feeling is right attitude, i agree that we are in world where we get disappointing peoples and trust is what requires time and effort πŸ™‚

  12. ravi
    August 16, 2010 at 12:04 pm

    But why pple need to waste time on trusting and expecting pple to do for them there is a bitter truth in life

    There is some self-interest behind every friendship.
    There is no Friendship without self-interests.
    This is a bitter truth.

  13. ravi
    August 16, 2010 at 12:07 pm

    β€œThe biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody. If you cannot keep secret with you , do not expect that other will keep it. ! It will destroy you.”

  14. August 16, 2010 at 12:24 pm

    @ Ravi – Thanks, Yes I know those quotes said by Chanakya, very useful and handy thoughts πŸ™‚

  15. sandhya
    August 16, 2010 at 2:58 pm

    good one…

  16. August 16, 2010 at 3:54 pm

    @ Sandhya – Thanks for dropping by πŸ™‚

  17. Bijal
    August 16, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    Liked it..no lies…hehe

  18. August 16, 2010 at 5:02 pm

    @ Bijal – Thank you πŸ™‚

  19. dhriti
    September 7, 2010 at 11:46 am

    nice one πŸ™‚

  20. September 7, 2010 at 11:47 am

    @ Dhriti – Thanks dear πŸ™‚

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