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Bull vs Old Couple

An elderly couple went to watch a contest for the strongest bull. After the contest they went to the 3rd prize bull’s owner, wanting to know what his secret was.

The woman asked; “How do you make your bull so strong?”
The owner said; “You have to make sure the bull makes love once a week.”

The woman turned to her husband and said;”See!”
The old man was displeased but said nothing.

They then went to the 2nd prize bull’s owner and the old woman asked the same question, to which the owner replied; “You must make sure your bull makes love 2 or 3 times a week.”

Again the woman turned to her husband and said; “See! See!”
The old man was annoyed but remained silent.

They then went to the 1st prize bull’s owner and again the old woman asked the same question.
The reply was; “You must make sure your bull makes love at least once every day.”
The woman turned to her husband and said;”See! See! See!”

This time the old man got angry and asked the owner; “But does your bull always make love to the same cow?”

The owner replied; “No, no. Many many cows.”

The old man quickly turned to the old woman and said; “See! See! See! See!”

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  1. fayaz
    July 7, 2010 at 1:29 pm

    nice one

  2. yonnie
    July 7, 2010 at 2:44 pm

    that’s funny.. but i will make sure my boyfriend doesn’t see this joke..

  3. NIMITA
    July 10, 2010 at 10:41 am

    LOLZZZZZZZZ.FUNNY

  4. Sachin
    July 13, 2010 at 9:57 am

    heheh…the FuN BeGiNs>>>

  5. July 19, 2010 at 10:29 am

    @ Fayaz, Yonnie, Nimita & Sachin – Thank you for the comments.

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