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Court case

A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The problem is who should get custody of the child.

The wife jumps up and says: “Your honour, I brought the child into to the world with pain and labour. She should be in my custody.”

The judge turns to the husband and says: “What do you have to say in your defence?”

The man sits for a while contemplating then slowly rises: “Your honour, if I put $1 in a vending machine and a Coke comes out, whose Coke is it, the machine’s or mines?”

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  1. Romesh Goel
    July 4, 2010 at 2:41 pm

    a real question!!

  2. Nirav
    July 5, 2010 at 10:13 pm

    Very nice joke

  3. Manisha
    July 5, 2010 at 10:13 pm

    what a nice joke. lady is not machine so dont compare with machine.

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